The bad news is that the PokerStars Caribbean Adventure didn't reach the 1,200 player cap. The good news is it was only 64 players under it, and will probably send two people home from the island paradise as millionaires, or just add on to the millions that every poker player has.

I'm still waiting for my seven figure check.

Day two is starting today in terms of two different flights of day one over the past few days as Howard writes about from the PokerStarsBlog.com:

Today is Monday. I think. In tournament terms, it's Day Two. Which is the day that comes after the two Day Ones, that happened yesterday and the day before. Tomorrow will be Day Three, then Day Four, until Thursday, which is neither Thursday nor Day Five. Rather, it's Final Table Day.

If this all sounds a touch confusing, it's no surprise. Reality was suspended the moment we crossed over into Paradise Island and were greeted by dolphins and turtles. Days are just another convention to which no one really pays much attention. Most people have other matters on their mind.

Brian Lindsay will begin today as the big man on the beach with 225,875 chips with a few Team PokerStars pros Steve Paul-Ambrose, "Elky" Grospellier, and Daniel Negreanu lingering behind. 120 people will go home with some money, and in the final table participants case a lot of money, while 358 of those starting today will get to view their empty mai-tai glasses in disgust and at least get a nice tan.