Putting The Poke In Poker
I wish I could tell you that this is a joke, but April 1st is still over a week away. Apparently some enterprising person decided that you might want to poker while you poker her and created condoms which, while in the wrapper, resemble poker chips.
The website gives you some handy advice in a section on where to keep your Poker Condoms:
We also recommend having only a couple of them in the bag to avoid any confusion about promiscuity.
I'm pretty sure there will be no confusion about the (lack of) promiscuity of anyone with poker chip shaped condoms.
I think there needs to be a picture of the condom, plus a midget